the only good Wojak · xx

Doomerette.

markets move. feelings don't.

The only good Wojak finally has a coin. Pale, choker, black sweater, headphones on, watching a red chart at 3am. Hold her. She gets it.

0xa05F6639038CF44703C1C8De3CffEE37464baa83
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// the lore

Who is Doomer Girl?

Six years of internet history, condensed. Receipts at the end.

2018–19

The Wojak family

She's part of the Wojak universe — the rough, hand-drawn cast of feeling-faces that took over the timeline. Her closest sibling is the Doomer: black beanie, hoodie, headphones, watching the world end through a window. She'd be the female counterpart, drawn in the same melancholic line.

January 2020

She arrives

Doomer Girl — also called Doomerette — appears in early January 2020. Pale skin, short messy black hair, dark eyes, choker, black sweatshirt. She spreads fast across Facebook and Twitter and quickly becomes one of the most beloved Wojak characters ever drawn — often called the rare wholesome one in a sea of bleak meme faces.

2020–25

The wholesome era

Her classic format is the gentle "you wanna go out sometime? … a few weeks later" wholesome-couple meme, usually paired with the Doomer. She also shows up next to Trad Girl, Yes Chad and the rest of the Wojak roster — sometimes ironic, sometimes genuinely sweet, always immediately recognisable.

April 2026

The plot twist

An X creator, mothemi (@kvwviiju), goes viral after realising her own late-2019 selfies line up almost exactly with — and may have inspired — the original Doomer Girl drawn a month later. Her post ("this is my own personal 9/11") racks up millions of views. Her origin is still officially unconfirmed. The resemblance is not.

Now

She has a coin

She's one of the internet's most iconic and genuinely loved meme characters. She just went viral all over again. Now she has a coin. She's not a forced mascot — she's real culture.

// why Doomerette

She's the most relatable character on the timeline.

No fake utility. No "revolutionary L2." No 47-page litepaper. Just one of the most-loved characters on the internet, an honest community, and a coin that knows it's a coin.

She is the patron saint of the comfy doom — the 3am scroll, the rain on the window, the headphones on, the chart staying red. She gets it. So do we.

Hopium over copium. We DCA into nothing and call it a strategy. We sell into regret and call it a lesson. Then we make a meme about it, because the only thing more reliable than the chart is the group chat.

Buy if it makes you laugh. Don't if it doesn't. Either way, you're already part of the story — pull up a chair, the cat's asleep and there's room at the window.

// tokenomics

The math is simple.

the feelings are not.

Ticker

Doomerette

say it like you mean it

Total supply

1B

one for every regret

Tax

0/0

no fees, only feelings

Liquidity

Burned

commitment we can keep

Ownership

Renounced

keys, gone

Chain

Ethereum

where the candles burn

contract address

Ethereum mainnet. Verify on Etherscan before buying.

0xa05F6639038CF44703C1C8De3CffEE37464baa83Etherscan
Buy on Uniswap

// how to buy

Four steps. One wink.

01

Get a wallet

MetaMask or Rabby. Fund it with ETH. Keep your seed phrase somewhere your past self would be proud of.

02

Connect to Uniswap

Open app.uniswap.org and connect your wallet. Stay on Ethereum mainnet.

03

Paste the contract

Drop 0xa05F6639038CF44703C1C8De3CffEE37464baa83 into the swap, set generous slippage, swap ETH for Doomerette.

04

Hold her

Welcome to the comfy side. Pet the cat. Refresh once an hour. Post 'xx' under every chart.

// live chart

Watch the candles burn.